With the Olympics near I turn my learned mind to the topic
of competition. Competition is in essence the embodiment of the death drive,
the desire to subdue and defeat your earthly brethren, the angry face of
nature, red in tooth and claw and glans and wizard’s sleeve.
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Thursday, 26 July 2012
A mighty warrior fells a beast with his cock.
Colour on screen / 2012
CONCEPT
The above image portrays a mighty warrior slaying a beast with his cock. The beast (centre) is large aggressive and purple. The warrior-man seen bottom left is wielding a spear (a metaphor for his cock) as well as his cock. Bill Conti's "gonna fly now" plays in the background.A feeling of triumph emanates from the image. A sisyphean feat.
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
Fictional Dictionary
Crebules – a borough of London city
Yopus – Trousers
Crebulosophpous – The core of a loaf of bread
Filligerubestop – A worm
Gipper- A title of honour (often academic)
Boonoceriousap major – A comet orbiting the constellation of
Scorpios
Craspos - a fluid or essence that, though familiar, exits
the body via the wrong orifice
Posterperfidy - to be famous for a petty crime
Finbrae - a diseased end
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
A Collection of Images
Monday, 16 July 2012
Saturday, 14 July 2012
Darius - a play
Part I
In the small tea room, it is desirable for every
utensil to be less than adequate. There
are those who dislike a piece when it is even
slightly damaged; such an attitude shows
a complete lack of
comprehension.
Zoomed in on
lapping of ocean
Darius barely clothed, is stretched out asleep across the
cold morning sands
Morning, sun rising. Seagulls caw, golf ball hits him.
Soundtrack: Vivaldi
He has morning potency. He smiles in his sleep. Philosopher
walks by in the background (robed man)
Voice [whispering]: Darius, Darius
Darius: (startled, groggily) Pray thee, who dane to speaketh
to me? God?
Voice (woman): Nay, It is me, alma mater, Gaia, Mother Nature.
Darius: [pause] Forsooth, this is hard to believe. Why hast
I been awakened from my hypnotic spell?
sheets wave in front of camera. A cat hisses.
Darius holds sand in his hand and watches it slip through
his fingers. (still prostrate)
Gaia: See how the crystals of sand blow like the seeds of a
ripe poppy; I have ordained a pattern to everything here.
Darius: Of what relevance is this to me? Leave me in peace.
Gaia: As you wish.
Darius returns to his slumber. [Fade to black]
Part II
The Taoists relate that at the great beginning of the No-Beginning,
Spirit and Matter met in mortal combat. At last the Yellow Emperor, the Sun of
Heaven, triumphed over Shuhyung, the demon of darkness and earth. The Titan, in
his death agony, struck his head against the solar vault and shivered the blue
dome of jade into fragments. The stars lost their nests, the moon wandered
aimlessly among the wild chasms of the night .everyone has to build anew his
sky of hope and peace.
The pale orange sun rises over the sandy spit and Darius is
roused from his temporary oblivion.
A fire is going on around him, they are cooking dead
seagull. Two men, wearing tweed and ties, but no pants
Darius [clutching at the sand]: The grains are bound
together with frost, it is another cold day.
Darius walks along the sands in the direction of the
estuary. His sodden loin cloth blows in the nipping breeze. (he has a beard)
Darius looks displeased, but continues to walk for some
time. [2 mins or so]
(no longer has beard)
A loaf of bread is found partially buried under the sand by
Darius.
He eats it, urinates, eats some more.
Darius spends many minutes collecting dry bracken and logs
to start a fire with and after a pile of deadwood has been formed he removes a
flint from his loincloth. (the barbeque-ing men are now sitting reading
newspapers, They are now dressed as monks)
He strikes his flint against the rock seven times. But few
sparks are produced and he cuts his forefinger. (he has an orgasm of anger, his
loin cloth is ever more soiled with his own excrements) (soundtrack: more
vivaldi)
Part III
Hastings:
Say my name (for 30 seconds, zoomed in on his mouth)
Darius continues his path down the beach towards the
estuary.
He happens across two monks in the embrace of a passionate
clothed sodomy. The one being penetrated is weeping and chanting da pacem dominum
Darius sees the monks and quotes Ecclesiastes:
2 “Meaningless! Meaningless!”
“Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.”
“Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.”
3 What do people gain from all their labors
at which they toil under the sun?
4 Generations come and generations go,
but the earth remains forever.
5 The sun rises and the sun sets,
and hurries back to where it rises.
6 The wind blows to the south
and turns to the north;
round and round it goes,
ever returning on its course.
7 All streams flow into the sea,
yet the sea is never full.
To the place the streams come from,
there they return again.
8 All things are wearisome,
more than one can say.
The eye never has enough of seeing,
nor the ear its fill of hearing.
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
at which they toil under the sun?
4 Generations come and generations go,
but the earth remains forever.
5 The sun rises and the sun sets,
and hurries back to where it rises.
6 The wind blows to the south
and turns to the north;
round and round it goes,
ever returning on its course.
7 All streams flow into the sea,
yet the sea is never full.
To the place the streams come from,
there they return again.
8 All things are wearisome,
more than one can say.
The eye never has enough of seeing,
nor the ear its fill of hearing.
9 What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
Monk fondles his orbs of virility upon the beach,
Tongue licks nipple
Darius is chased along the beach by the two men clothed in
tweed, they brutally beat him with golf clubs and he screams in prolonged agony
(soundtrack Zadok the Priest)
when
we consider how small after all the cup of human enjoyment is, how soon
overflowed with tears, how easily drained to the dregs in our quenchless thirst
for infinity, we shall not blame ourselves for making so much of the tea-cup.
Mankind has done worse.
Sand blows over a ‘really nice’ tea cup for a long time
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Saturday, 7 July 2012
Arnie is a Nephilim.
Or does it? Remember Samson, those beautiful flowing locks, the sword or bone used to fight with, the piercing eyes, and the immutable ambition? The man who said "let me die with the philistines!", and thought that the greatest thing in life was to crush his enemies see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women! Does Samson the man with a weakness for the ladies and a penchant for oiling up his bared torso remind you of anybody?
Yes indeed, Arnold Schwazenegger is nothing more than an alias, that the ancient biblical Samson (a nephilim) has chosen to mask his true identity. He has existed for millennia, casting down his enemies, brutally ousting his political opponents, sleeping with maids, and pumping iron. I take my hat off to him and bow down in reverence.
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Fertile Cresent Plastic Surgery, or the Adaptation of the Apeman Form to Modern Technology Rooted in the Past
Desiccated maw repurposed via autocannibalism
Implemented with fluid alloy with cheese holes
Providing ventilation for respiration, rebooted
Stitching performed with gizzards of nightingale
Deceased. Soundtrack recorded with voice of nightingale
Resurrected. Insertion of metal appendages
With silicate lining
At marked points along the fifth vertice
Enabling primitive locomotion and four dimension
Object manipulation. Insert bolt B into docking slot 5mm
Ease in until full lubrication, then cleave and make one
If correct application, note protuberance of tongue
Restrained by fishing net of whittled bark
And copper wires woven. Addition of muscle mass
Via bacterial culture, prune trunk on sixth day;
Spare rib rotate 90 degrees with gentle pressure.
Bottled wind on intravenous drip inserted into artery
Swap each of the four winds at regular intervals.
When facial mass reconstructed inside out,
Insert dry bones, bolted and springed
With any fractures repaired with chewing gum.
Dimensions 37 by 7, E. Encase all in shell of snail
Gestate for sixteen years.
Remove mulch and pour into injection mould
After application of non stick fluid.
Into top hole insert sugars, fibres of wood.
Collect refuse at base chute and dispose.
On extraction from mould, feed to murder of crows
Connect to an electrical circuit and increase voltage
On each successive avian detonation recover contents of stomach
Spill on ground and read smoking future in thick blood, congealed guts
Bile that runs over the stones and stains the bottoms of your shoes.
Implemented with fluid alloy with cheese holes
Providing ventilation for respiration, rebooted
Stitching performed with gizzards of nightingale
Deceased. Soundtrack recorded with voice of nightingale
Resurrected. Insertion of metal appendages
With silicate lining
At marked points along the fifth vertice
Enabling primitive locomotion and four dimension
Object manipulation. Insert bolt B into docking slot 5mm
Ease in until full lubrication, then cleave and make one
If correct application, note protuberance of tongue
Restrained by fishing net of whittled bark
And copper wires woven. Addition of muscle mass
Via bacterial culture, prune trunk on sixth day;
Spare rib rotate 90 degrees with gentle pressure.
Bottled wind on intravenous drip inserted into artery
Swap each of the four winds at regular intervals.
When facial mass reconstructed inside out,
Insert dry bones, bolted and springed
With any fractures repaired with chewing gum.
Dimensions 37 by 7, E. Encase all in shell of snail
Gestate for sixteen years.
Remove mulch and pour into injection mould
After application of non stick fluid.
Into top hole insert sugars, fibres of wood.
Collect refuse at base chute and dispose.
On extraction from mould, feed to murder of crows
Connect to an electrical circuit and increase voltage
On each successive avian detonation recover contents of stomach
Spill on ground and read smoking future in thick blood, congealed guts
Bile that runs over the stones and stains the bottoms of your shoes.
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