How fly is Nate Dogg?

The is no question that Nate D-o-double-g is indeed fly. But how fly? That is what I wish to examine in this post. Through a few thought experiments.

"Thought experiments are devices of the imagination used to investigate the nature of things. Thought experimenting often takes place when the method of variation is employed in entertaining imaginative suppositions. They are used for diverse reasons in a variety of areas, including economics, history, mathematics, philosophy, and physics."

We shall now assess the most probable outcomes in the following imagined situations.




SITUATION 1

Nate is riding in his car and is confronted by some abusive crackers. How does he respond? With cool and calm or hot and hamfisted gall?

I can only imagine nate would respond with a wry observation followed by the inventive use of profanity.

Flyness 9/10

We move on to...

SITUATION 2

Nate mid coitus finds himself struck down with brewer's droop.

It seems the droop brings shame to even the flyest man. Indeed It seems possible that nate suffers from ED in the broadly logical and this very possibility brings shame on all men, including the esteemed dogg


Flyness 0/10

SITUATION 3

Say perchance Nate is informed that a white ram is tupping his black ewe, i.e that his daughter is being courted by a crackerjack. How would he respond? With fury or characteristically fly nonchalance?

It seems indeed Nate could not possibly keep his cool under these conditions, no man can forebear the unctuous touch of a whiteboy.

Here we see that as nate is human and indeed a man, fundamentally he possesses human weaknesses such as detestation for white sexuality and hatred of the deformed. Here human nature comes into direct confrontation with flyness and begs the question; can a human ever be perfectly fly?

Flyness: 4/10


SITUATION 4

Nate s a man
all men are mortal
Therefore Nate is mortal

Nate is mortal so that is -1 fly straight off the bat, however Nate is deceased and thus now resides in Thugz mansion with 2pac.

Flyness 10/10


Through reflective equilibrium we can conclude thus, Nate is 7/10 fly. A respectable score.