Monday, 8 April 2013

THE ADVENTURES OF FLAHERTY AND SPICE


Father Flaherty the Franciscan friar feverishly and forcefully feasts upon feculent faeces, forcing the fetid form past his quaking lips. He looks to the sky as he prays to god the almighty, his cock erect, his eyes piercing the clouds. Each bite he takes he becomes more aroused, his cock swells ever larger and his heart beats faster. As he reaches a crescendo his priestly bell-end begins to pulse and vomit and semen are expelled from his body simultaneously in parallel lines which stretch to infinity. The ritual of purification is complete.

Flaherty proceeds out of his cloister in a dream like state, shit still smeared across his lips. He is filled with angst, and this very angst takes form:

He beholds a man, his face is decaying, maggots fill his eyes, his tongue must be about 20 inches long and is a deep glans mauve, indeed it looks like a hideous contorted phallus. Flies eject from the mouth as He (the urethral tongue) speaks a few words

“In the jungle the air is humid and hot, the trees kaleidoscope in shades of greens and browns and yellows. The sound and cadences of the river pulse in sine waves, like the crystal water itself. This jungle is home to many creatures but here we are focused upon the times and destiny of but one.

In the water is a carp, its face comical, its antenna pulsing and searching for food and enemies. The carp moves downstream towards its congregation, for this fish is a shepherd unto its flock, or indeed its shoal. It wears a purple robe, finely crafted by the lobster craftsmen of the shore, the finest tailors for two hundred parsecs. 

It wields in its miniscule prehensile fin a sceptre encrusted with a diamond as big as the carp’s head. This sceptre is a wand, and a magical tool of the ancient carp messiah.

But lo’ a hawk drops from the sky like a dead fly and consumes it”

“Now I see” replies Flaherty

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