Sunday, 11 March 2012

Gerrymandered Properties

1a The property of being the mereological sum of a goose egg and a cremaster muscle
1b The property of being a ship's arse
1c The property of being a yoghurt cunt

2a The property of being both purple and square and a meatus
2b The property of being an argon haemorrhoid
2c The property of being a bad balloon

3a The property of being a jealous wizard
3b The property of being a golf-piece
3c The property of being a gerrymandered property

4a The property of being an Eton flogger
4b The property of being a pink volcano
4c The property of being a daft punk

5a The property of being a rotter
5b The property of being a rowdy existential quantifer
5c The property of being a sailor's pet

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