The Superfluity of Certain Body Parts

 Case 1. The eyebrows. 

The yoke of mankind.

The eyebrows are perhaps one of the most pointless features ever to adorn the body. What is their purpose? Some misguided individuals may contend that they exist to capture perspiration, but would a gutter of flesh and bone above the eyes not be a better evolutionary development in this regard? No, these ridges of hairs have no design, no intent. They express emotion, but emotion is the bane to rational man. That is why the greatest scientists and thinkers such as Einstein, Nietzsche and Arius have tended to remove their eyebrows to enhance their mental prowess, and allow the ether unimpeded access to their frontal lobe.  To transcend the limitations imposed on us by our tyrannical eyebrows, we must remove these abominations from ourselves forthwith.  

Case 2. The Appendix 

Greater, less eyebrowed men than I have written on the superfluity of the appendix, so I shall not dwell upon it long. The appendix, the ticking time bomb nestled within each one of us exists, if it has purpose, as an allegory for our own sanity. Mostly we do not notice or care to notice it, nestled deep within us. It plays a negligible role in our dismal daily lives of incessant and fruitless action. And yet it is present there, waiting, with no function expect to break, to be ruptured. It is defined by it's own destruction. One day, for no apparent reason, our sanity, like our insidious appendix, may burst. Then any one of us may emerge like a rainbow Phoenix, nay, like a god in anguish, from the graying shell of existence, and see the world for what it is. They will be called degenerates, like the appendix labeled fruitless, and yet to them all creation and the kingdom have been revealed, and the only option is to have them removed, or like a diseased body, all social order will subside back into the dust and the shadows. 

Case 3. The Phallus. 

The phallus is not superfluous in any way. It is a symbol of the might of the Lord. 

Case 4. Bones 

It appears to me in my enlightened state that bones only restrict our ability to manoeuvre. Consider the mighty octopus; it lives the life of the great oceanic philosopher, and manages to do it all without the hindrance of bones. By removing our bones, we too can allow our bodies, as well as our minds, drift free from the bonds of a rigid, conforming structure. 

Case 5. The Body 

Gnosis teaches us that the body is entirely superfluous to our existence, in fact is a thing of evil, created in a handful of dust by an angry and inept God. If we allow the divine spark within us to transcend the limitations of mundus by the obliteration of our physical forms, the human race can finally escape the torment of the prison imposed upon it by the demiurge, and the tyranny of the angels. Therefore we must cast ourselves into the sea, every man, woman and child, of every creed and colour. It is the only way to be free.