Thursday, 23 February 2012

Necrophagous Behaviour in the Community of Folly, or, A Comment on J.G.Ballard

A traffic collision between a Ford Focus and a Motorcyclist, resulting in the redistribution of organic matter across several feet of tarmac and the metal morphesis of the two vehicles, which are merged to form one meta-vehicle.

Within the necrophagous population (existing as a minority within the Folly collective), such an event is equitable to a fertility rite. Here instead of hyacinths the dead mouths of those involved are raped and then devoured. This seems to academics a comment on the degeneracy of modern cultural materialism, though it could feasibly instead hint at an uncompromising appraisal of modern plastic surgery. The disfiguration of the human form by artificial enhancements is exacerbated by the merging with the mechanical components of the automotives involved in the collision, and causes derision among the necrophageous community, as it is a perversion of their sacred meat.

Competition between the necrophageous elements of the Community of Folly and carrion birds is often intense, before both are driven away by the Road Traffic Authorities. What remains are left are collected and immolated on pyres to avoid further abuse and fornication at the hands of the necrophageous collective. The collective are often known to illegally enter mortuaries for their religious purposes.

In this accident the couple occupying the Ford Focus were ejected frontally and impacted against the road surface where numerous aspects of their person detonated on collision. J. G. Ballard was noticed by the Road Traffic Authorities on the periphery of the scene, but made a hasty escape. He is still wanted for excessive Necrophagous Behaviour in relation to automobile collisions. A swarm of Necrophagous personages descended, and eliminated much of the remaining matter of the victims before dispersal. The motorcyclist, embedded within the front of the automobile, we left unmolested, likely on account of his protective garments. He expired twenty minutes after the Road Traffic Authorities arrived.


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