Proposals: The sons of Merovech and the invention of the English Language

Take a closer look at the English language; 'penis' begins with a 'p' which looks like a willy from the side. The corresponding word for lady bits begins with a 'v' which looks like a yoni. 'Bum' begins with a B which looks like a fat bottom from the side. Clearly there is a pattern here, I posit it is a Merovingian pattern. Observe as I demonstrate my hermeneutic exegesis of etymology; and uncover the dark truth that all the important words in the British language begin with an 'm', taken after the true artificer of our great language's namesake, the accursed Merovech!


Here is a small list of examples; 'majesty' 'master' 'macroeconomic expert' 'mother of god' 'mammary glands' 'macropyramid' 'mafia' 'maharaja' 'magnet' .

We do not want this sickness in our country! I propose we start speaking Urdu, which is untainted.